MSLinux anybody? What a
dumb and funny site! hahaha!
Linux provides all the power of the Linux Operating System with the ease of use
you’ve come to expect from Microsoft Products.
Microsoft Linux brings a new level of productivity to Linux, without
sacrificing flexibility, performance, and control. In addition to features like
My Home Directory and My Configuration, Microsoft Linux contains greatly
improved support for Web and Enterprise development.
With Microsoft Linux Enterprise Edition, you can create scalable multi-tier
applications using our new Graphical User Interface command-Line Technology
(GUILT)?. Extend your productivity with optimized support for Internet Active-XWindows?
Technology and built-in Internet Xplorer web browser.
Why Upgrade To Microsoft Linux?
Internet Integration: You can now connect directly to the Web from
anywhere on your computer through the new MSN Daemon — no more hassling with
pppd — and use the Internet Xplorer browser to surf to any file or directory on
More Swap Space: Microsoft Linux provides an average of 28 percent
more swap space, thanks to a feature called IntelliSwap that enables more
efficient use of your hard drive.
Faster Applications: Microsoft Linux loads your most frequently used
applications up to 36 percent faster, thanks to GUILT’s? new type-ahead
Microsoft Linux Update: is a Web site that makes it easy to download
the latest software updates for your specific computer. No more untarring and
gunzipping problems thanks to new Graphical Point-And-Click RPM Management.
Supports Current and New Generation Hardware: Microsoft Linux supports
all the hardware devices you now run on your current Linux installation, plus it
supports a new generation of hardware that includes Plug-and-Play For Linux?
devices–which make adding and removing peripherals a snap.
Automatic Computer Maintenance: The Maintenance Daemon (scand) in
Microsoft Linux helps you quickly set up a routine of automatic tune-up
activities that keep your computer running in top form.
Troubleshooting Daemon: Microsoft Linux includes a new Troubleshooting
Daemon (crapd) that help you zero in on a solution if you ever have a problem.
Support Services: Microsoft is proud to announce a new MS Linux
support line, available 24 hours a day, 6 days a week to assist you with any
problems you may have installing or using MS Linux. Just call 1-900-MS-LINUX.
How do I get MS Linux?
We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory
price of only $249.99 (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it
MS Linux is released under the provisions of the Gates Private License, which
means you can freely use this Software on a single machine without warranty
after having paid the purchase price and annual renewal fees.”